why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?
this isnt even an exaggeration
like at all
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via sail-across-the-universe)
- 2. How old are you?
- 4. What is your zodiac sign?
- 6. What's your lucky number?
- 8. Where are you from?
- 10. What shoe size are you?
- 12. What was your last dream about?
- 14. Are you psychic in any way?
- 16. Favorite movie?
- 18. Do you want children?
- 20. Are you religious?
- 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
- 24. Baths or showers?
- 26. Have you ever been famous?
- 28. What type of music do you like?
- 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
- 32. How big is your house?
- 34. Have you ever fired a gun?
- 36. Favorite clean word?
- 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
- 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
- 42. Are you a good judge of character?
- 44. Do you have a strong accent?
- 46. What is your personality type?
- 48. Can you curl your tongue?
- 50. Left or right handed?
- 52. Favorite food?
- 54. Are you a clean or messy person?
- 56. Most used word?
- 58. Do you have much of an ego?
- 60. Do you talk to yourself?
- 62. Are you a good singer?
- 64. Are you a gossip?
- 66. Do you like long or short hair?
- 68. Favorite school subject?
- 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
- 72. Are you scared of the dark?
- 74. Are you ticklish?
- 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
- 78. Have you ever done drugs?
- 80. How many piercings do you have?
- 82. How fast can you type?
- 84. What color is your hair?
- 86. What are you allergic to?
- 88. What do your parents do?
- 90. What makes you angry?
- 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
- 94. What are you strengths?
- 96. How did you get your name?
- 98. Do you have any scars?
- 100. Color of your room?
how to win someone over: by shakira
my friends grandma got her something from hollister as a gift but apparently she didnt like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it
I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN
I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS
I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM
DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET
MY FEELINGS ARE VALID
I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN
WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME
STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE
STOP STOP STOP
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever